Real Celebrity Nipples

Miranda Kerr is posing in bikini on the top of a skyscraper. I guess that’s why her pink nipple looks soooo small, everything else is huge.

You might ask what is the point of this nipple slip, after all, we got Miranda Kerr topless a few weeks back. Well, I believe that every little nip helps.

We had Britney Spears hard nipples last week, so it makes sense Lindsay Lohan cannot fall too much behind the queen of pop.

Of course, we have already seen Lindsay Lohan topless nude in Vogue. And we have seen Lindsay Lohan’s shaved pubes when she got off her limo.

Eva Herzigova is pushing forty (well, she’s 36) but she still looks sexy in this magazine photo shoot. Of course, if she was 26, she wouldn’t have to rely on transparent fabrics to reveal a nipple – instead she’ll go topless!

Looking at Adriana Lima topless is like turning the heater to the max. It’s below zero around here, so looking at Adriana Lima makes a very economical alternative to fossil fuels.

No wonder Brazil exports so much fuel, they got girls like her to keep them warm at all times.

Update: Not all is rosy in Brazil though, they might have pioneered wax but check out hairy Adriana Lima – her pubes are 100% natural.

Now, if you’ve seen Petra Nemcova’s nipple slip from a week ago, then you’re curios about her breasts, just like me!

So here it is – Petra Nemcova topless! Of course, you need to look past the artsy stuff (gotta hate body painting) to see this amazingly sexy body!

Gillian Jacobs is topless in a movie called Choke showcasing what looks like a pair of 100% natural breasts.

I love this new trend of putting sexy starlets in a movie topless – just last week we had Sophie Monk topless.