Real Celebrity Nipples

Tila Tequila is topless in these photos but if rumors are correct, this is just a SNEAK PREVIEW.

Tila Tequila’s sex tape will be out before Xmas (or is it XXXmas?) with short 15 second videos already leaked all around the place. Tila threatens she’s gonna sue but the most she’ll get out of the whole thing is a percentage. Not bad for a MySpace attention whore.

Sophie Howard is topless on the cover of Nuts magazine. The photo shoot itself looks rather exciting as well.

Sophie is fine and sexy and everything but what I really want to know is who the second chick is… Eva Who?

Bai Ling is attending a fundraiser for a children’s hospital… braless.

You might think the funds are raised in proportion to the amount of skin Bai Ling exposes.

Miranda Kerr appears topless in a Pirelli calendar. She’s been pushing her breasts into the limelight for quite some time now. I guess she feels small breasts are going out of fashion.

Claire Danes is working hard on her red carpet appearance. I can tell you right now she’s forgotten the effect of paparazzi flashes on black semi-transparent fabrics.

Claire Danes stars in a movie called Me and Orson Welles, so showing off her nipples could be of a promotional tour as well.

Keeley Hazell strips for PETA in this anti-fur ad. If there’s one message that I can take away from this photo, it certainly isn’t that FUR is bad.

It’s more like that Keeley Hazell has the most amazing pair of breasts. Her body and face aren’t too shabby either… But that’s three messages, so let’s just stick to the breasts.