Real Celebrity Nipples

Joanna Krupa is topless in the latest Playboy issue. Supposedly she’s a Z-celebrity with some acting and modeling credits. I haven’t seen in her in any movie I’ve seen, that’s for sure.

Elizabeth Hurley is topless, soaking up sun in the south of France. I think she’s forty now and gravity seems to be taking its tall on her breasts.

Well, her boobs aren’t exactly saggy but it’s definitely the lowest point that I’ve seen them for a while.

Katrina Bowden is braless on TV – she’s the sexy star of 30 rock (check her cameltoe in wet bikini).

It’s good thing the screenwriter included her bending over in the script, otherwise, we would’ve missed this nipple slip – it’s pretty subtle anyway.

Rihanna is donning a see-through dress for this appearance. This isn’t surprising because Rihanna is such an attention-whore.

Rihanna going out of her way lately in order to add fuel to her celebrity feud with ex-hubby Chris Brown. As far as I know, he hit her and she bit him. Or was it the other way round.

Eva Mendes is super sexy – she made it all the way to the Sexiest Woman of 2009. Now I now part of the reason why – she doesn’t wear a bra!

Of course, this isn’t Eva Mendes’ first nipple slip… She even posed topless for a magazine photo shoot. Yet, I can’t get enough…

It was only a few days ago that Lindsay Lohan managed a nipple slip despite the skin of a pink beast she used as a coat.

Now, it’s Hilary Duff and her hard nipples trying to escape the tiger wrapped around Hilary’s butt.

Update: I get it, Hilary Duff is on the set of “The Business of Falling in Love” in Manhattan. As if that could explain the tasteless skirt and bra that is about to burst.