Real Nipples

Lily Allen appears topless in Harpers Bazaar, Russia edition. So unless you live in Moscow, you’ll have to settle for this photo.

Lucy Pinder is topless and celebrating Christmas, which is a nice attempt to change rigid Christian traditions. We need more topless people around Christmas… obviously, myself excluded!

Lindsay Lohan posed topless for Muse magazine (never heard of it, but I think they want to be known for their artsy photos).

So here’s some Lindsay Lohan outtakes from the photo shoot. This one showcases a pink nipple, unfortunately, the photo is just too small to make out the details!

Tara Reid is topless in this month’s Playboy (anyone still “reading” it?). Beware of heavy Photochopping!

Tara Reid was sexy, what, 10 years ago? Not that I’m surprised that she’s agreed to appear nude, her career isn’t exactly going anywhere.

Bar Refaeli is so perfect, it’s almost unbelievable she’s human.

The only problem I have with her is her total lack of topless photos.

Kate Bosworth wet shirt makes her nipples real hard. This is Italian Vogue, so if you’re a fan, go and get it. Should be more of Kate inside.