Real Nipples

Paris Hilton is flashing boobs on a yacht. I know we’ve seen Paris Hilton topless on several occasions, not counting her sex tape.

Gaelle Garcia Diaz is posing topless in a magazine called CHE!

I guess it means something else, but I’d like to thing it’s a revolutionary magazine named after Ernesto “Che” Guevara! Revolution brought about by BIG BREASTS, now that’s something I can believe in.

Rosie Jones is an UK pinup model and you can admire her breasts as she’s pretending to be driving a boat off the UK coast.

Now, I totally buy that she’s master and commander of this boat, no one’s gonna argue with them big breasts!

Diora Baird has appeared topless in Playboy and Hot Tamale before she did a sex scene with Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers.

So it’ll be fair to say she had the experience she needed to appear natural. You’re strongly advised to rent the movie!

Dasha Astafieva is topless in Playboy and when you realize she’s also Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend, it all makes sense!

Update: Check out Dasha Astafieva’s butt as she moons the camera!

Angelina Jolie big breasts looks a bit more modest in this photo shoot. Yet, her wet top makes for some great see-through nipples.

Angelina is no longer making movies it seems, just babies. Angie, you need to find a job!