Real Celebrity Nipples

Melanie Lynskey stars in Two and a Half Men but before that she did show off her big breasts in Heavenly Creatures.

Melanie Lynskey’s right breast is so much bigger than her left one, that one might think the shot is skewed. Now that’s a better case for gravity that the famous Newton’s apple. You have two breasts, one bigger than the other. The bigger one is noticeably lower, hence gravity is proportional to the mass of the objects.

Sophie Monk is an Australian actress and if there’s one thing that steals the spotlight from Australia’s amazing beaches, it’s Sophie Monk’s big breasts.

Sophie Monk topless at the beach should be part of the top 10 sights of the Australia’s Tourist board, especially Sophie’s hard pink nipples.

Jordan Carver has been doing anything but revealing her big breasts.

As you can see from her Yoga photos, she has an amazing rack, yet this black-and-white photo is the only topless photo of her.

Christine Smith shows off her big breasts in the movie Bad Teacher. She plays opposite Cameron Diaz whose “breasts are small and humble”!

It’s always like this – bad movie, good breasts. If you are a fan of big breasts, you can always rent it.

Update: It looks like Christine Smith’s big breasts have also graced Playboy and a ton of other magazines.

Sophie Howard is a British glamour model who has made it into the hearts and minds of millions of men, thanks to her naturally big breasts and a sunny disposition towards posing topless.

This is one of her more natural photos but if you want to see her candids at the beach, check out her topless photos with Jo Hicks! Now that’s some serious hard nipples!

Holly Peers’ big breasts make a come back to the cover of Nuts magazine.

So if you’re a fan of big breasts and even bigger nipples (relatively bigger, not in absolute terms!), go get the latest issue!