Real Celebrity Nipples

Charlize Theron is wet and topless in Head in the Clouds.

So if you are a fan of Charlize, or small breasts with wet pink nipples, go rent the DVD.

Charlize Theron topless video from “Head In The Clouds“

That’s what I heard at the Oscars last night! I couldn’t believe my ears but yet, there it was – Seth MacFarlane pointing out all the topless scenes that have come out of Hollywood this year alone.

Wondering about whose boobs he was referring to? Here’s the playlist, courtesy of Mr.Skin:

See Every Clip Mentioned in “We Saw Your Boobs” By Seth MacFarlane

Mary Louise Parker has posted a topless photo on Instagram.

Now, this isn’t a new trend when it comes to the topless photos but it was usually by accident and on Twitter. Or in the case of Scarlett Johansson’s hacked phone nude photos.

Emily Meade topless looks good, so good in fact, that she landed a role on Boardwalk Empire, a show for boob connoisseurs.

Unless you are living under a rock, you probably know Kate Middleton was snapped topless. The photos are grainy and blurry, as if taken on a phone by some of the “help”.

Egotastic has a selection of photos but they are all like that (or worse). I wish the help had an iPhone 5!

Miley Cyrus is making her exit from Sherman Oaks in a see-through black top, with her pink, puffy nipples on display!

If there’s one thing about semi-transparent black tops, it is that they become much more transparent when hit with the flash of a paparazzi camera.