Real Nipples

Erin Wasson is in St. Barths for an H&M photo shoot. Not sure how she ended up topless on the beach, considering she’ll probably be fully clothed.

Anyway, Erin has a sexy body but she’s a bit skinny for my taste. Piercings don’t give her additional points either.

Amanda Seyfried is putting her breasts on display in the trailer for a new movie Chloe.

Lucy Pinder is topless and celebrating Christmas, which is a nice attempt to change rigid Christian traditions. We need more topless people around Christmas… obviously, myself excluded!

Looking at Adriana Lima topless is like turning the heater to the max. It’s below zero around here, so looking at Adriana Lima makes a very economical alternative to fossil fuels.

No wonder Brazil exports so much fuel, they got girls like her to keep them warm at all times.

Update: Not all is rosy in Brazil though, they might have pioneered wax but check out hairy Adriana Lima – her pubes are 100% natural.

You could either say it’s Sophie Monk week, or you could just accept the fact we got lucky twice! Sophie is topless in a lap dance scene in her new movie The Hills Run Red.

Now, if you expect this movie to be a masterpiece of Australian filmmaking… don’t. It’s a straight-to-video release so if you’re a Sophie Monk fan you’ll need to download the torrent or … go rent the tape (tape?!?!?).

Olivia Wilde is topless (well, covered with something transparent) in the new issue of GQ.

So if you had any doubts Olivia packs one of the sexiest bodies around, well… you need your head examined. Check out her hard, wet nipples!