Real Nipples

Unless you’re living on the Moon, you probably know Kelly Brook is topless in the September issue of Playboy.

Now, I’m not a big fan of Playboy’s use of Photoshop but this time they’ve been pretty tame. Maybe because Kelly Brook’s breasts are so very near perfection!

Update: You won’t see Kelly Brook’s pubes in Playboy, so go get them here!

Paris Hilton is flashing boobs on a yacht. I know we’ve seen Paris Hilton topless on several occasions, not counting her sex tape.

Rosie Jones is an UK pinup model and you can admire her breasts as she’s pretending to be driving a boat off the UK coast.

Now, I totally buy that she’s master and commander of this boat, no one’s gonna argue with them big breasts!

Now, Perez Hilton swears this is the real Kesha. I must say there’s a lot of similarities. The girl on the photo looks covered in semen, so it must be Kesha!

Dasha Astafieva is topless in Playboy and when you realize she’s also Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend, it all makes sense!

Update: Check out Dasha Astafieva’s butt as she moons the camera!

Drew Barrymore is presenting an award at Golden Globes Awards. I think the award should go to her big breasts and the fact she skipped the bra.

Come to think about it… Nowhere would it be more appropriate for Drew Barrymore’s hard nipples and big breasts to make an appearance than at the GOLDEN GLOBES.