Kelly Brook topless in Playboy

Unless you’re living on the Moon, you probably know Kelly Brook is topless in the September issue of Playboy.

Now, I’m not a big fan of Playboy’s use of Photoshop but this time they’ve been pretty tame. Maybe because Kelly Brook’s breasts are so very near perfection!

kelly brook topless playboy

Update: You won’t see Kelly Brook’s pubes in Playboy, so go get them here!

Jennifer Aniston nipple slip

Jennifer Aniston is making an appearance in the next issue of Harper’s Bazaar. This photo is form outtakes and will probabaly NOT make it to the magazine proper.

Anyway, it’s nice to get a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s nipple
and I’m kinda surprised it’s so dark! I expected a pink nipple but I guess Hollywood hasn’t figured it out yet… how to make nipples pink I mean.

jennifer aniston nipple slip

Gaelle Garcia Diaz topless

Gaelle Garcia Diaz is posing topless in a magazine called CHE!

I guess it means something else, but I’d like to thing it’s a revolutionary magazine named after Ernesto “Che” Guevara! Revolution brought about by BIG BREASTS, now that’s something I can believe in.

gaelle garcia diaz topless

Brooklyn Decker topless see-through

Brooklyn Decker has been trying desperately all kinds of stunts in the last year – from topless bodypainting to removing slightly her bikini to wearing nothing but jewelry on her nude body.

We need to send congrats to the photographers who work at GQ! It’s a miracle… finally, she decided to show off her pink nipples and amazing big breasts.

brooklyn decker topless see-through

Lucy Pinder big nipples

Lucy Pinder is topless for n-th time in Nuts magazine! You’d think they’ve won a subscription to her boobs last Christmas.

Now, I’m not complaining about Lucy Pinder boobs for one reason – gotta love those big nipples!

lucy pinder big nipples

1. Drew Barrymore big nipples

2. Thandie Newton puffy nipples

3. Jennifer Tilly big nipples

4. Samantha Fox big nipples

5. Demi Moore big nipples

Miranda Kerr topless in GQ

It was like yesterday when I posted Miranda Kerr topless in i-D magazine… Oh, wait, it was indeed yesterday!

Well, Miranda Kerr is topless in GQ too. I have an image in my head of her spending a day with a top photographer, of course, topless. Then the magazine editors come and bid for the photos. GQ get the best shots and the other fight over the scraps.

miranda kerr topless

Best topless celebrities so far:

1. Megan Fox topless

2. Keeley Hazell topless

3. Jennifer Connelly topless

4. Paris Hilton topless

5. Kate Beckinsale topless

6. Penelope Cruz topless

7. Lindsay Lohan topless

8. Mischa Barton topless

9. Denise Richards topless

And at number 10. Pamela Anderson topless