Real Celebrity Nipples

Beyonce nipple slip at the SuperBowl gave way to a lot of – “here’s the nipple, there’s no nipple” exchanges.

So here’s a close up of the screen from Beyonce’s performance. I see a nipple, don’t you?

beyonce nipple slip superbowl 2013

Beyonce is known for her provocative dance routines, so when she stole the spot at the half-time show at SuperBowl 2013, the gossip experts were lined up to study her moves in slow motion.

They were not disappointed as a nipple did slip as this video illustrates:

Update: observant viewers are pointing out she’s wearing a plastic protector like Megan Fox in her topless shoot.

Helena Christensen teases us with her nipples barely showing in this Enzo Signorell photo shoot.

Emma Watson is parading the red carpet in a skimpy outfit. Just when the paparazzi thought a nipple is coming out, it proved to be a non-event.

Emma Watson nipples were covered with pasties! This is simply NOT the way to make front-page news. Emma, get rid of those pasties, we’ve seen you topless!

Kelly Kelly is offering us a HAIRY nipple if we ever saw one!

I’m not even sure if this was supposed to be a subtle, but intended nipple slip or no one bothered covering her nipple, assuming her hair will do the trick!

Emma Watson is attending a pre-BAFTA party and in line with tradition is trying to suck all the attention out of the red carpet crowd.

It’s a good thing Emma picked this see-through dress because on her own she’s just not that attractive. But expose a pink nipple and you have something!