Real Celebrity Nipples

Berenice Bejo is soaking up the sun topless on a beach.

There are rumors already that Bérénice Bejo is up for an Oscar for her performance in The Artist. So it’s only natural for her to tease us with her small breasts in typical South-American fashion.

Thanks to Playboy, we get to see Brittney Palmer nude!

She looks to be in top shape and that’s why the photoshoot is staged in a gym with Brittney all sweaty and … sexy!

Christina Ricci poses topless after her breast reduction surgery.

Not sure, if this was considered success by her doctors, it’s certainly a big-breasted loss for her fans.

We announced that Adrianne Curry will post a topless photo on Twitter if she reached 300,000 fans.

Guess what? She did reach 300,000 fans and she promptly posted this topless photo of her!

Micaela Schaefer is the proud owner of silicon-enhanced pair of breasts that looks as natural as an oil spill in Alaska.

Micaela Schaefer is a reality “star” from Big Brother and Next Top Model. As you can tell by her name, she’s German (just like Claudia Schiffer, no?).

Shannon Elizabeth has an epic topless scene in American Pie as I’m sure you remember.

This is just a reminder to rent the movie again, just for … laughs.