Real Nipples

Unless you’re living on the Moon, you probably know Kelly Brook is topless in the September issue of Playboy.

Now, I’m not a big fan of Playboy’s use of Photoshop but this time they’ve been pretty tame. Maybe because Kelly Brook’s breasts are so very near perfection!

Update: You won’t see Kelly Brook’s pubes in Playboy, so go get them here!

Jennifer Aniston is making an appearance in the next issue of Harper’s Bazaar. This photo is form outtakes and will probabaly NOT make it to the magazine proper.

Anyway, it’s nice to get a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s nipple and I’m kinda surprised it’s so dark! I expected a pink nipple but I guess Hollywood hasn’t figured it out yet… how to make nipples pink I mean.

Gaelle Garcia Diaz is posing topless in a magazine called CHE!

I guess it means something else, but I’d like to thing it’s a revolutionary magazine named after Ernesto “Che” Guevara! Revolution brought about by BIG BREASTS, now that’s something I can believe in.

Sophie Marceau has set the golden standard for the whole nipple slip movement. Don’t miss her famous nipple slip!

Emmanuelle Beart is topless on the cover of Elle. The photo shoot was done in an exotic location somewhere in Southeast Asia.

If you compare Emmanuelle Beart breasts now to some of her first movies, you’ll notice a definite “improvement”. Way to go, girl!

Hayley Williams is the lead singer from Paramore, an American rock band from Franklin, Tennessee.

That is Hayley’s topless photo sitting in her twitter account for some reason.