Real Nipples

Unless you’re living on the Moon, you probably know Kelly Brook is topless in the September issue of Playboy.

Now, I’m not a big fan of Playboy’s use of Photoshop but this time they’ve been pretty tame. Maybe because Kelly Brook’s breasts are so very near perfection!

Update: You won’t see Kelly Brook’s pubes in Playboy, so go get them here!

Paris Hilton is flashing boobs on a yacht. I know we’ve seen Paris Hilton topless on several occasions, not counting her sex tape.

Jennifer Aniston is making an appearance in the next issue of Harper’s Bazaar. This photo is form outtakes and will probabaly NOT make it to the magazine proper.

Anyway, it’s nice to get a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s nipple and I’m kinda surprised it’s so dark! I expected a pink nipple but I guess Hollywood hasn’t figured it out yet… how to make nipples pink I mean.

January Jones looks so sexy and hot, I can’t take my eyes off her Maxim shoot. Anyway, here she is with a really nice nipple slip, showing off a perfectly-shaped breast with a pink nipple!

Diora Baird has appeared topless in Playboy and Hot Tamale before she did a sex scene with Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers.

So it’ll be fair to say she had the experience she needed to appear natural. You’re strongly advised to rent the movie!

Reese Witherspoon is topless in the 1998 movie Twilight. No, this isn’t the vampire movie with Kristen Stewart, it’s an older flick, pre-vampire days of old.

Reese Witherspoon’s pink nipples are quite a sight, so I don’t see why she doesn’t strip more often… Legally Blonde was the perfect opportunity for that and she missed it!