Real Nipples

Unless you’re living on the Moon, you probably know Kelly Brook is topless in the September issue of Playboy.

Now, I’m not a big fan of Playboy’s use of Photoshop but this time they’ve been pretty tame. Maybe because Kelly Brook’s breasts are so very near perfection!

Update: You won’t see Kelly Brook’s pubes in Playboy, so go get them here!

Paris Hilton is flashing boobs on a yacht. I know we’ve seen Paris Hilton topless on several occasions, not counting her sex tape.

Gaelle Garcia Diaz is posing topless in a magazine called CHE!

I guess it means something else, but I’d like to thing it’s a revolutionary magazine named after Ernesto “Che” Guevara! Revolution brought about by BIG BREASTS, now that’s something I can believe in.

Rosie Jones is an UK pinup model and you can admire her breasts as she’s pretending to be driving a boat off the UK coast.

Now, I totally buy that she’s master and commander of this boat, no one’s gonna argue with them big breasts!

Now, Perez Hilton swears this is the real Kesha. I must say there’s a lot of similarities. The girl on the photo looks covered in semen, so it must be Kesha!

Diora Baird has appeared topless in Playboy and Hot Tamale before she did a sex scene with Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers.

So it’ll be fair to say she had the experience she needed to appear natural. You’re strongly advised to rent the movie!