Real Celebrity Nipples

Jordan Carver has an amazing pair of massive breasts.

The bad part? She refuses to show them off! This is the only photo of her topless and it’s in black and white!

Micaela Schaefer is the proud owner of silicon-enhanced pair of breasts that looks as natural as an oil spill in Alaska.

Micaela Schaefer is a reality “star” from Big Brother and Next Top Model. As you can tell by her name, she’s German (just like Claudia Schiffer, no?).

Uma Thurman is topless on a Mexican beach.

She looks pretty good in for a MILF, especially, if you compare her to Marion Cotillard’s big breasts.

Shannon Elizabeth has an epic topless scene in American Pie as I’m sure you remember.

This is just a reminder to rent the movie again, just for … laughs.

Rita Rusic is topless on a yacht, offering us a glimpse of her big breasts.

At 50, Rita Rusic doesn’t look half as bad as a 25-year old. Oh, all that math is making my head swirl.

Natasha Giggs is a UK celebrity who is married, yet she cuddles on TV with another man. Her big nipple slipping out is little surprise.

According to The SUN, a British tabloid:

Kirk slung an arm around the beautiful brunette and rested it on her boob. And Natasha and Kirk cuddled up together and he blew into her ear.