Real Nipples

Unless you’re living on the Moon, you probably know Kelly Brook is topless in the September issue of Playboy.

Now, I’m not a big fan of Playboy’s use of Photoshop but this time they’ve been pretty tame. Maybe because Kelly Brook’s breasts are so very near perfection!

Update: You won’t see Kelly Brook’s pubes in Playboy, so go get them here!

Carice Van Houten is my favorite Dutch actress and you can see why. She puts the whole Red Light district in Amsterdam to shame with the perfectest pair of breasts anywhere in the low countries!

Update: Check out Carice’s hairy pubes!

This photo of Megan Fox was taken recently during an interview…

I guess it was taken on an iPhone or something like that ‘cos the edges are all blurry. I guess the guy was in a hurry! Anyway, it captures Megan’s amazing cleavage and it might even have a little bit of a nipple slip too!

Laetitia Casta is going to the OPERA, or so it would seem from this photo. Now, if you haven’t been to an opera before, don’t be fooled! This is NOT proper for opera, unless it’s a modern gay romp of some sort. Gotta love the big nipples anyway!

Paris Hilton is flashing boobs on a yacht. I know we’ve seen Paris Hilton topless on several occasions, not counting her sex tape.

Jennifer Aniston is making an appearance in the next issue of Harper’s Bazaar. This photo is form outtakes and will probabaly NOT make it to the magazine proper.

Anyway, it’s nice to get a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s nipple and I’m kinda surprised it’s so dark! I expected a pink nipple but I guess Hollywood hasn’t figured it out yet… how to make nipples pink I mean.