Real Nipples

Carice Van Houten is my favorite Dutch actress and you can see why. She puts the whole Red Light district in Amsterdam to shame with the perfectest pair of breasts anywhere in the low countries!

Update: Check out Carice’s hairy pubes!

Laetitia Casta is going to the OPERA, or so it would seem from this photo. Now, if you haven’t been to an opera before, don’t be fooled! This is NOT proper for opera, unless it’s a modern gay romp of some sort. Gotta love the big nipples anyway!

Paris Hilton is flashing boobs on a yacht. I know we’ve seen Paris Hilton topless on several occasions, not counting her sex tape.

Elle MacPherson despises bras, this is a well-known fact. And if you’ve made your fortune on the back of your perfect breasts, you’ll have a thing against bras as well.

However, when you turn 50, you might want to re-examine your belief system. Titties hanging out below the waist line are a big NO-NO.

January Jones looks so sexy and hot, I can’t take my eyes off her Maxim shoot. Anyway, here she is with a really nice nipple slip, showing off a perfectly-shaped breast with a pink nipple!

Rosie Jones is an UK pinup model and you can admire her breasts as she’s pretending to be driving a boat off the UK coast.

Now, I totally buy that she’s master and commander of this boat, no one’s gonna argue with them big breasts!