Real Nipples

Paris Hilton is flashing boobs on a yacht. I know we’ve seen Paris Hilton topless on several occasions, not counting her sex tape.

Gaelle Garcia Diaz is posing topless in a magazine called CHE!

I guess it means something else, but I’d like to thing it’s a revolutionary magazine named after Ernesto “Che” Guevara! Revolution brought about by BIG BREASTS, now that’s something I can believe in.

Rosie Jones is an UK pinup model and you can admire her breasts as she’s pretending to be driving a boat off the UK coast.

Now, I totally buy that she’s master and commander of this boat, no one’s gonna argue with them big breasts!

Now, Perez Hilton swears this is the real Kesha. I must say there’s a lot of similarities. The girl on the photo looks covered in semen, so it must be Kesha!

Dasha Astafieva is topless in Playboy and when you realize she’s also Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend, it all makes sense!

Update: Check out Dasha Astafieva’s butt as she moons the camera!

Reese Witherspoon is topless in the 1998 movie Twilight. No, this isn’t the vampire movie with Kristen Stewart, it’s an older flick, pre-vampire days of old.

Reese Witherspoon’s pink nipples are quite a sight, so I don’t see why she doesn’t strip more often… Legally Blonde was the perfect opportunity for that and she missed it!